GAMING: Fat Princess Fistful of Cake

3 out of 5

Okay, so this one is almost worth buying for the name alone. But once you get past the nuttiness of this dish, is it a meal worth consuming? While there are a bunch of additional modes involving more bombings and blood-soaked slaughter than your average day in Afghanistan, the main event is what will keep you coming back for more. For those of you who don’t know, this is basically the game Capture the Flag, only instead of a flag you have to steal a royal fat chick from your opponents. Why is she fat? Well, stuffing her full of cake makes her harder to steal - hence the name, dummies. Although its journey from PS3 to PSP has resulted in some sizable omissions like a lack of voice chat and a lesser multiplayer experience, the takeaways version still offers enough unhealthy fast-food fun to keep your appetite at bay till the next PS3 course. Don’t forget to brush.