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it was a few years ago now but when i was in intermediate, i was one of those girls who 'devoloped' early. It was summer and we were doing swimming for P.E with 4 other classes mixed with girls and boys. i needed a new pair of togs and so i chose a real nice pair, black and pink if i remember correctly, anyways. I noticed alot of pointing and laughing as i walked from the changing room to the pool even from the teachers. I didnt realise how high cut they were at the front and that i had recently sprouted pubes..... From that day forth i was known as Pube-Girl......

My wife and I had been out to dinner for my birthday. On the way home she was very frisky in the Taxi. When we got out of the taxi she carried on teasing. In the hall way she undressed me and got me excited. I chased her into the lounge where the lights came on and it was a surprise party. (For me as well as family and friends)

Worst moment in my life, was when boyfriend and I had wagged school and was at his house - his mother came home from work in the middle of the day! I tried to hide behind the door in his room, while his mother came in to see why he hadn't gone to school. He said he was sick... then she turned to leave, and saw me trying to hide behind the door & started screaming at us! (Even though we hadn't done anything, just watching dvds!) Oh the shame! She called my parents and it was so embarassing!

Worst moment in my life, was when boyfriend and I had wagged school and was at his house - his mother came home from work in the middle of the day! I tried to hide behind the door in his room, while his mother came in to see why he hadn't gone to school. He said he was sick... then she turned to leave, and saw me trying to hide behind the door & started screaming at us! (Even though we hadn't done anything, just watching dvds!) Oh the shame! She called my parents and it was so embarassing!

actually it was my husband, we were shopping in a electronics store there was a very pretty sales assistant behind the counter, he was looking (staring) at her and wasn't looking where he was going, he walked straight into a concrete pole and ended up with 5 stiches in his head.

Falling up stairs- not too common but happens :S

I got in the wrong car at the dairy and tried to start it with my key, ended up with my key jammed in the ignition of a car same colour and model as mine but parked behind it. Luckily the lady was understanding

One time at school, between classes I walked around a puddle so my shoes wouldn't get saturated. I happened to be occupied texting at that time as well and hadn't realised how muddy it was. I slipped, a girl said "Haha Jane" so loudly everyone looked. I got holes in my stockings and had to see the nurse because my knees were bleeding so much.

I WENT TO THE WRONG MEETING A FEW WEEKS AFTER I STARTED MY VERY FIRST JOB IN AN OFFICE...not too embarrassing in itself...but the problem was as follows...

It was supposed to be a routine staff meeting in the boardroom, but unknown to me the meeting room had been changed at the last minute and the boardroom was now being used for a meeting between the HEAD PARTENERS OF THE FIRM and TOP EXECUTIVES OF A PROSPECTIVE CLIENT...pitching for their business!

I was running late and already flustered, poked my head through the door and saw that a presentation was already underway, so wanting to seem nonchalant about being a few minutes late I avoided eye contact and proceeded to go straight past the meeting table to the breakfast trolley and loaded up my plate, then casually poured myself a glass of orange juice before turing around to find a seat at the table.

It was only then that I realised I was at the wrong meeting...and the whole table of executives had turned to look at me in silence wondering who the hell I was...and why I had walked into the middle of their meeting without a care in the world and helped himself to their breakfast spread...

For the next 6 months I became known around the office amongst the head partners as "the kid that helped himself to our breakfast"...

Luckily the firm ended up winning the client's business...or I would probabaly have found myself looking for a new job... ;)

staff meeting and doin the intro bit, while thinkin up witty banter a sly one crept thru tightly squeezed cheeks, lifted the mood anyway

my embarassing story would be when I painted my face for a talent show, and I looked rediculous, then started dancing :P and on top of that, next school mufti day I'll be dressing up as Paul Stanley and performing a lunch time concert with a couple of mates. You can choose which will be more embarrassing :P

As a 10 year old i managed to get my hands on a tape of Piranha II - Flying Killers, and watched the whole thing. sadly my little brain was horrified and i didnt sleep for 2 nights out of sheer terror. when i watched the movie again as a grown up, i couldnt help laughing at the comical gore sequences and clownish acting. i am truly embarrassed of having been frightened (even as a child) by such a stupid movie!

Just yesterday actually was possibly the most embarrassing moment of my life. I was talking to my workmates about my flatmates new hair cut/colour saying how Ginger it had gone after she bleached it. It wasn't till I was finished that one of the guys at work said look behind you, I thought there was something on my back and struggled for a second to see what it was, then someone else said "no turn around!" and there was my flatmate, she heard EVERYTHING!! >

One day I was running for the train after work and had my arms full of stuff. I tripped over a broken paver near the downtown shopping center and face planted into the ground. That area is really busy at that time of night and only 1 person stopped to help me get up and pick all my stuff back up. I had to sit on the train with my leg up on the train as it was bleeding a little and had nothing to cover/clean it for the whole hour train journey home.

lead or follow fellas!

How am I meant to contest with a female who shit herself story? That is the ultimate in grossness in all its unlady like glory. Those kinds of stories always win competitions simply because the girl makes you feel sorry for her for shitting herself but when a guy tells you it just sounds funny...So Im not going to tell you a story of me shitting myself because funny stories don't win prizes. So I could tell you about the time I jumped off my roof onto my trampoline and lauchned myself through a fence and into rose bushes, or I could also tell you about the time I forgot the neighbours whose house I used to use as a short cut to get home had bought a guard dog. If you want embarassing I could say the time I got caught in a compromising position by a security guard with a girl I was seeing at the time (and then talked my way out of the fine for being locked in a car park) or the time I had naked pictures of me emailed to every single person on my emailing list... about 400 or 500 people, including many of my university superiors and advisors, take your pick.

Ok well when I was on school camp I got sick. Had a bit of a gut ache and was generally unwell. I was copeing fine until the teacher found out and gave me some medicine she told me would make me feel better. Dont know what it was but was thick and pink. Anyway I did start feeling better until I woke up in the middle of the night feeling unusually warm.... I had shat my sleeping bag! It was everywhere, what made it worse was all the girls from our class were sharing one room! The teacher woke up and the whole room stunk! She opened a window and I dragged myself to the outside bathroom. Was not good. The next morning I was still finding a few smears of it where I had been laying. Learnt a good lesson though.. never take drugs from a teacher.

These Piranhas are going to ripitup